Weel, let me keep it real: liook, freind/ oif there is a possiblility f of THANDS happeneing tomorrowin night then imma abandon you. JUST KEEPIN IT REA:. I will take the [readacted[ pr the [redeacted] b/c they are both cut eand tehy are ob th vcute. TURTHB TO POWER> UMMMMM. but surriously tho.
(i once was a kid all i had was a dream mor money mor problems blah blah blsh avlah blshhhhhhhhhh do me asian boyyyyyyyyyyy)))))))))))))) this life is a partyyyyyyy
basically, in the last 30minutes tha ti caught of yoru set, you plaed all th e weird ish i listended to in HS — not evn the good ish, but just the random ish (Ilike “white trash” by junior senior?!? wha?!?? that was one of my fave songs on my workout mix senior year of HS!!!! dag, son1!). and now i dunn oif you’re sitll spinnin gor if this is from the next person, but 36-24-36 WHCIHC I LURVVEEE followed by blister in thes on?!? who are you kidding!??!?!? THIS IS LIKE DAGGERS TO MY HEART fuck you. oh god. and now this is the THIRD FUCKING SONG FROM THE DONNIE DARKO SOUNDTRACK THAT IV’E HEARD okay i think there are just lame emo robots u pin the studio right now b/c thsi is NOT RIGHT. isn’t yr show supposed ot be hiohop?? what thfe fuck
anywya. you are sitll a cutie. i admit i glanced at osme pics. and you still a cutie. but really? who am i thining of right now??? THAT MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS THE STREET NEIGHBOR OF MINE FROM WAY BAC K IN THE DAY. remember when i showed you the dress i thrifted? that’s still the hottest dress i own. UFCK YOU. i hate that i hatedyou and while i hated you you fell for premie-hipster girls. i can only blame myself for yr coke habit and descent into SUCKING /.. a;jadsf;jadfs;a;dskafds;fadsjklasfkfsjfa
hey, wanna eff?!?
so i feel like ie been canabalizing this webiste buy we so here goes: i think i;e sort of decideded to bwe obsessed with you,,, outy of borewdom and yr curteness BOTH. YEAH SO i will have yr present for tyou tomorrow and then you will go off with someone else buyt you know thats how these things go so enjoi.
SERIOUSBLY/. ebery., single, time. what the fuck. so hyou’re having sex with some girl. here i am–trying to play ti cool–but youre alerady off with smeone else.
WHAT THE HELL.
fanks. fanks fr making me feel like a idJET/. goddamnit. and now how am i supposed to act? whatr am i supposed to say?? ARGH! i just wanted to watch a movie and eat popped coen!!!!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
i’m back mothercucker and you know? b/c i’m drunk! and b/c you know i woas out w/ “someone”. it was fun. i hgot , well, grunk. also, i suck at things. like being a normal person who doesn’t hiave issues. it is hard. but it was fun!
um but this is where the fucked up part comes int ……. i met a dude while biking home! i got his name, what grad program he’s in, and where he curently works, but didn’t think to get a hnumber or set up a date. e was a cutie.
HEY CUTIE@ !! HOLLA AT ME!!!
maybe it was the booze but i was biking at a respectiable speed, NOT PANTING, and able to hold semi-charming conversaoitn! i’m so proud of myself!
also, i still wnat to fuck you /, you know who you are. you suck, you’r unattractive, and you’re kind of boring. but i still want to fuck you. (sowwy mabisaa!!!)
i didnt eeven mean to drink so much but i hueess it happens. LISTEN. okay. i’m gross, i know that. like, totally gross. disgusting. i have a constantly running nose. i always have. since i was a id. my brother used to make fun of me for it. lie,, DUE I KNOW IM GROOSS OKAY. BUT. you were in high schooll!! i mean, arent ppl supposed to take what they can get in ihgh school!? even it iff they can do better? I MEAN COME ON. you should have just hit it to make me feel better about myself i would have been UNTOCHED at the time . (is that rue? i cant concentrate enuf yto remmeber?_)
WHATEVER> YR LOSS!! (not reallt. who we kiddnngi) god, i need to get over this tall skinny whit boy thing. it’s pa-effing-theticccc!!
LOOK. I will never be pretty so you mighth as well decide what you want to do cos my face qwill always look like thiss (srriosuly, man, i aint even going to putnon makeu0p. ACCEPT THIS ISH NIT AINT THAT BAD OKAY YES IT IS BUTB SRTILL PLEASE ACCEPT IT.
PLEASE??)
okay.
ermnayu
……… mikey is traling to m e about some iraihsh ethjic name fr osome kid or something i dont even know… nutbut LOOKK
I WANT TO HAVE THE SEX WITH YOU. hehehehhe . oi love you and uyr brother but YOU and t reoinjn one. ujm iraihs? i d k.
I will never text youi,. or email yuou. or contaxct you n any meaningful way. it will never haopen cos i am a porutttycat.
SORoepi!
UH also just come back tho cos [REDACATED{ sux teb botty and i want you bakc ! you’re cute!b and i lvpe oyU!
